Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls (well, maybe not the kids this time), it’s that magical time of the year again. The World Naked Bike Ride is rolling back into the Big Easy on June 8, 2024, at 4 PM, and it’s time to start pondering the age-old question: What should I (not) wear?
If you’re thinking of a classic Speedo, a tiny bikini, or even a few strategically placed Band-Aids, you’re on the right track. However, don’t feel confined by tradition. This is New Orleans, after all! Feel free to let your creativity shine—or shimmer. Glitter and body paint are the season’s hottest trends, and nothing says “I’m here for a good time” quite like a smile paired with a vibrant, hand-painted masterpiece.
As Bare As You Dare: The Motto of WNBR
The World Naked Bike Ride is an international spectacle designed to raise awareness about the vulnerability of cyclists on the road. We often feel invisible, disregarded, and, quite frankly, at the mercy of drivers who treat us as if we’re not there. So, what better way to grab their attention than by pedaling through town in nothing but a birthday suit? Yes, the motto of this bare-all bonanza is “As bare as you dare,” and it’s a powerful statement. Our exposed bodies are a metaphor for the real dangers cyclists face every day.
Can You See Me Now?
Picture this: hundreds of cyclists, gleaming in the afternoon sun, adorned with hats, sunglasses, and an eclectic array of body art, all shouting, “Can you see me now?” And trust me, they will. The sight of so many free spirits riding through the streets in nothing but their skin (and maybe some sparkles) is impossible to ignore. The message is clear, loud, and—let’s be honest—pretty hard to miss.
Why New Orleans?
New Orleans isn’t just any city—it’s a city with soul, a city that thrives on the unexpected, and, most importantly, a city that knows how to have fun. The World Naked Bike Ride fits right in with our unique blend of joie de vivre and advocacy. After all, where else can you combine an important cause with a party on wheels?
Stay With Us at the New Orleans Guest House
Now, if you’re planning to join this year’s ride (and you absolutely should), you’ll need a place to stay. Lucky for you, the New Orleans Guest House is just a short walk from the fabulous French Quarter, making it the perfect base for your weekend escapades. We offer clean, affordable accommodations and a warm, welcoming staff ready to make your stay as enjoyable as possible. No promises of luxury, but who needs that when you have Southern hospitality and a city that never sleeps?
Make it a Weekend to Remember
The World Naked Bike Ride is just the beginning. While you’re in town, why not make a weekend of it? Explore the rich history, the vibrant music scene, and the mouth-watering cuisine that New Orleans is famous for. Stroll through the French Quarter, take in some jazz at one of the many local clubs, and, of course, indulge in some beignets at Café du Monde. There’s always something happening here, and trust me, you don’t want to miss it.
The Countdown Begins
With less than a month to go, it’s time to start planning your outfit—or lack thereof—and get ready for an unforgettable experience. The World Naked Bike Ride is more than just a ride; it’s a statement, a celebration, and, above all, a whole lot of fun. So, pack your hat, your sunglasses, and your best smile, and get ready to join us for a ride like no other.
Remember, at the New Orleans Guest House, we’re here to ensure your stay is as comfortable as possible, even if your attire is anything but. Book your room now and join us for a weekend that’s sure to be full of laughter, advocacy, and plenty of skin (in the name of safety, of course).
For information on lodging contact us at neworleansguest.house or phone us directly at (504)566-1177.
See you on June 8th. And don’t worry, we’ll be able to see you too—crystal clear.