Greetings, dear readers! I’m Karen Brem, your self-proclaimed expert in all things New Orleans. Before you Google me, let me assure you: my credentials are a mix of genuine expertise, sassy wit, and the uncanny ability to find the best po’ boy sandwich in town.
Now, if you’re lucky enough to find yourself in New Orleans during the French Quarter Festival, congratulations! You’ve stumbled upon one of our city’s most vibrant and eclectic celebrations. Let me take you on a whirlwind tour through the festival – a semi-serious, occasionally hilarious look at the fun, frolics, and fabulousness of this iconic event.
1. The Music: From “I’ve Heard That Before” to “What’s That Sound?”
Every corner of the French Quarter comes alive with the sound of music during the festival. Jazz, blues, zydeco, funk – if it’s got a beat, you’ll find it here. And if you’ve never heard of some of these genres, fear not! By the end of the festival, you’ll be dancing like you’ve known them your entire life.
Tip from Karen: Wear comfortable shoes. Not just for dancing, but also for escaping that enthusiastic tambourine player who swears you have the “perfect rhythm” for his next song.
2. The Food: Where Diet Plans Come to Die
Remember that diet you started last Monday? Well, consider the French Quarter Festival its official funeral. With over 60 food stalls showcasing the finest Creole and Cajun delicacies, resistance is futile. Beignets, crawfish étouffée, jambalaya – the festival is a gastronomic paradise.
Karen’s wisdom: Don’t wear white. It’s the official uniform of “I’ve just spilled gumbo on myself.”
3. The People: A Melting Pot of Characters
You’ll meet a plethora of personalities at the festival – from the couple that’s attended every single year since its inception in 1984 to the overly-enthusiastic tourist who believes that Mardi Gras and the French Quarter Festival are the same thing (bless their heart).
Special note from Karen: If you meet someone claiming to be the “King of the French Quarter,” humor them. We all need our 15 minutes of fame.
4. The History: When Buildings Whisper Stories
The French Quarter itself is the main attraction. With its centuries-old architecture, every brick and cobblestone has a story to tell. And during the festival, these stories come alive with historical tours, talks, and reenactments. Though, be wary of “that guy” who insists on telling you the “real” haunted history of every building you pass.
Karen’s advice: Always have an escape plan for unsolicited ghost stories.
5. The Fashion: A Showcase of the Bold and Beautiful
The French Quarter Festival isn’t just about music and food; it’s a runway for the city’s most eclectic fashion statements. From feathered hats to sequined shoes, you’ll see it all. And yes, you’ll even spot the occasional tourist donning Mardi Gras beads (remember the confusion I mentioned earlier?).
Karen’s fashion tip: When in doubt, accessorize with confidence.
In conclusion, the French Quarter Festival is a sensory overload of sights, sounds, tastes, and experiences. Whether you’re a seasoned festival-goer or a newbie taking in the grandeur for the first time, there’s something for everyone. And with Karen Brem as your semi-official, mildly comical guide, you’re in for a treat. So, laissez les bon temps rouler and see you at the festival!